A Typical Saturday for a Server [Depicted Through GIFs]

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Slipping in 5 minutes late, high af, with a full large iced coffee and hoping the manager on duty is too busy to notice.

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Then you see your best friend is working the same shift, so you run off to gossip and catch up instead of doing the opening side work.

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And then you get assigned a shitty section in pre-shift, immediately overreact, making everyone feel uncomfortable.

 

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So you pull your manager aside and make up some sob story about why you need a better section.

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And you get the section you wanted.
You walk out of the kitchen from enjoying a snack and realize you got triple sat. Why didn’t that bitch come get me? Ughhh Who sat first?

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And every table is being mad specific and annoying and asking lots of unnecessary question. Testing your patients.

 

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Then the host comes up to you a begs you to take another a table… But you’re too deep in the weeds.
The rest of the night flys by before you know it, you’ve made it out of the trenches with your riches.
And it’s time to hit the bars and rage for the last hour of night… which turns into drinking until the sun comes up at a co-workers apartment…

You finally leave their place at 5am and tell yourself 3 hours is plenty of time to sleep!  .

Happy Saturdays everyone! May you make to your Sunday football opening shift with a mild to nonexistent hangover!

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